Monday, April 17, 2006
Tom Cruise: Officially Insane?
I would like Tom Cruise to submit to psychiatric evaluation, so that when people call him "mentally ill" and "completely insane", it will not be opinion or slander, but actual fact.
His couch-jumping on Oprah is legendary. His comments on prescription medicine are notorious. And now, he has stated that giving birth to a baby is, like, a total blast! Party-time!!
Is this guy for real? Or is he some sort of muppet that Jim Henson is controlling from beyond the grave, a last laugh from him to us?? Somehow, I don't think that any women out there view the process of giving birth as being "a blast". Especially if they're not allowed to make any noise!
Along with his "total blast" comment, he also talks about how he's giving "seminars" to teach people about pregnancy and childbirth during Katie's pregnancy. How nice, he's pimping out Katie's medical condition as an educational forum.
Somebody, please shut him up!!
His couch-jumping on Oprah is legendary. His comments on prescription medicine are notorious. And now, he has stated that giving birth to a baby is, like, a total blast! Party-time!!
Is this guy for real? Or is he some sort of muppet that Jim Henson is controlling from beyond the grave, a last laugh from him to us?? Somehow, I don't think that any women out there view the process of giving birth as being "a blast". Especially if they're not allowed to make any noise!
Along with his "total blast" comment, he also talks about how he's giving "seminars" to teach people about pregnancy and childbirth during Katie's pregnancy. How nice, he's pimping out Katie's medical condition as an educational forum.
Somebody, please shut him up!!
# posted by Chris @ 10:26 AM 
